This. If I had this I would be as thin as a beanpole.
Although I don’t quite know how thin beanpoles generally are.
I hope it’s not some racial slur.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Surely this is the response we all should have to things we like.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Danisnotonfire talks about ‘What not to do In Town’
These are the rules to follow, people!
I advocate that a pocket flamethrower be invented to be used against slow walkers. Just a little jet in the rear to speed them up a little.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
I wonder if I’ll start to actually think again when I’m back home. It’s a bit weird when I notice it, that I spend most of my time just doing things because I have nothing else to do and don’t actually think about anything. Every day goes past; labs, flat, internet, walk, sleep. It’s like being on autopilot all the time. Odd thing is that the only subject that I think about that would be classed asserious stuffis the fact that I don’t really think.
On another not I might go to the zoo again tomorrow. I discovered that capybaras are adorable last time I was there, so we’ll see if I can sneak one out this time. The only problem is that they share an enclosure with tapirs, and those things look like the work of the lovechild of Satan and H. R. Giger.
Sit.
Oh God I need to teach Toby how to do this.
Or at least one of my friends.
(Source: orlex)
